Thursday, June 26, 2008

O, to be a yannigan!

The above photo-graphic is just a place-holder for this column's main subject, Chris "Smitty" Smith, the yannigan hurler who has ridden the rookie express from Pawtucket twice this season to take the hill for the Mighty Bostons.

We at Full Circuit Clout celebrate the righty twirler Smitty for overcoming terrible adversity and becoming a man among men. Despite allowing a four-man clout in his first appearance, the California Kid has been a welcome addition to the Bostons' hurling corps. We entreat the manager, Terrence "Tito" Francona, to serve more heaping helpings of yannigan exploits.

Smitty, we salute you!

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